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Peace, Love, Jedward<3

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zoeejedward:

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Kevin G! I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like, OOH! KEVIN G! - Mean Girls

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This is Big Brother, could pissy pants stop pissing on the toilet seat. Big Brother does not encourage pissing on the toilet seat. Big Brother, could people stop talking about Pamela Anderson, she could not fit in the door with her boobs. Could everyone stop leaving skidmarks on the toilet seat, especially Amy Childs. The toilet is traumatized.
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